Hey. Don’t just scroll past. Come back and watch this. You need it more than you know.
the time out of your day to watch this will not be wasted, I assure you.
Okay seriously, yall need to watch this.
I’m reblogging this again because you gotta fucking watch it okay.
Oh my god
Holy shit this needs to be watched
Fuck that was intense
I made the mistake of skipping over this several times- don’t. You should really watch it. It could honestly affect you.
Everyone literally needs to see this. Now.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Goodbye social life.
CAN I JUST FUCKING
OH MY GOD IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE
HOLY GOD OF GAMING
THIS IS THE ENDGAME, THE FINAL BOSS, THERE’S NOTHING BUT COLORS NOW
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?